Monday, November 17, 2008

Enjoy a heaveanly slice of FAIL.

this photo is how i found it:

this one needs no caption:
i guess it's more of a jelly roll-gone-bad but it came up in a 'pie' google search.

Continuing our pie series....



Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

I'm not biased.

And i'm not going to pretend that I don't enjoy pie just as much, and at times MORE than cake. I guess it just sepends on the mood, you know? This and the fact that Thanksgiving is drawing near gives me an idea..... UGLY PIES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Crust fail.


Mint is disgusting unless its gum or toothpaste.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

It's Election Day

there ya go, thats a good try.

Leave it to Ruby to stuble across this awesome site dedicated to the Obama campaign. Spread the word through sweets!!

Check out more sticky democratic goodnes here:

Friday, October 31, 2008

Bravo's top 100 Scariest Movie Moments

is ALWAYS a pleasure in my book and for once, not even a guilty one! I surpassed Ruby Khan and JK5K's gorgeous annual halloween party to fart around, eat buffalo fingers and sit in bed and be scared. Ummmm am I a loser? Perhaps, but I'm enjoying every moment. And I live over an hour away!!! {excuse alert}....Anyone else have a similar story (or even a different one) for their evening? Share! Comments, even stupid ones are always welcome and encouraged.

this is just no good for anybody.



remember this post from a while back? interestingly enough i found something even more horrible.
it's the same cake, except the bug got served and now it's all squished and icky. it looks like something you'd sweep up out of the corner, hidden amongst the irish lace. what's really cool is that from this perspective you can see that the roach had a hard chocolate armor, that they had to break through to get to the no doubt delicious cake inside.

cheater cheater, pumpkin, etc.

this made me lol when i saw it so i think its valid to be posted here! It's halloween day so i'm just going to be looking out for some rediculous shit on the internets this afternoon, in between reports.

Monday, October 27, 2008


there isn't much i can make fun of this cake about... it's pretty bad ass. the creepy crawlies are plastic, not fondant, so negative one point.


Thursday, October 23, 2008

it IS the most wonderful time of the year.

Okay, so I'm sitting alone in my house and I'm watching Nightmare on Elm Street (part two?) and I'm realizing that even though my childhood was traumatised by these films, along with the Jason movies I've never actually seen one until tonight. (I know, I was such a loser back then) And man is this film friggin terrible. I used to be absolutely 100% convinced that Freddie was in my closet, and now that I'm watching this for the first time I can't believe I was ever afraid. I mean this movie has a room-cleaning montage in it. This also made me instantly think of the plethora of Freddie cakes that must have been made and how I can't possibly let Halloween go by without posting about all of the terrible cakes that are out there! So please, you know you have those old pictures somewhere. They don't have to be Freddy cakes! Just any terrible Halloween cake.
Like this one, submitted by reader Sarah-Louise, who found this cute/bad cake in Amy Sedaris' book "I Like You" and I dare you not to be all like "awwwwwwwws".


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Friday, July 11, 2008

I'm going to Canobie Lake Park!

as i continue to pathetically latch on to my old roller derby team, tonight i'm joining their end-of-season trip to the busted but still wicked fun (and much closer than six flags), canobie lake park. jealous?



I plan on eating all of these things.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Happy 10th of July!

We can't be on top of everything I guess.

Delicious mess...

chocolate and something covered strawberries?


Wednesday, July 2, 2008


it seems like the sheet cake eating contest previously only dreamed about it going to happen IN REAL LIFE.... at an undisclosed location mere weeks away. the shit-talking has already begun. me vs etta maims, a battle of titans to see who can eat the most sheet cake in a certain amount of time? or who can eat a whole sheet cake first? details are unimportant and will be hashed out later, hopefully with loads of photographic documentation.

Monday, June 30, 2008

I need a new pair of roller skates

and I have about seven months to break them in proper.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

well honestly. this is just uncalled for.
why would someone even post something like this?
for shame.

well then.

I know I'm intrigued.

Saturday, May 31, 2008


this is the first image listed when i googled "shitty cake".

happy birthday, uglysheetcake!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

tee hee

adorable internet meme cake

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

i am impressed

this is really really amazing. i am so fucking hungry for sushi right now its not funny. what is it about sushi that makes you crave it so much once you see/hear bout it? is it science? i would also settle for eggplant parmesan. I think I am ettinggay my eriodpay (in code for the ladies).

Friday, May 23, 2008


i got a new car last week because my old one was going to explode. my adventures of learning how to drive a manual shift this past week have been mostly embarassing and tearful. i'm sort of getting the hang of it now.

happy memorial day almost

don't die in a horrible kayak accident like these poor folks.


Tuesday, May 20, 2008

assignment america.

I was thinking today about how cool it would be if someone made a series of sheet cakes that were decorated like old school board games. Games like Mousetrap and Life? I'd do this but I honestly can't have that much cake in the house.

I am an unoriginal bastard.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Yeah that'll do.


Drinking it icy cold as intended could would be nice but what about heating it up and drinking it warm? Actually the more i think about the concept in general i realize it's actually kind of gross. No, pretty gross. But not horrendously gross.

Friday, May 16, 2008


this blows that other Rubik's Cube cake right out of the fucking water.


You too can create this masterpiece. Directions brought to you by Pimp That Snack .


remember kids, you have to wait till the cake cools before you frost.


Thursday, May 8, 2008

Another dazzling entry!

By faithful reader Chrystina Riggs. Nothing like a baby/toddler birthday that brings out the cake-artistry in people. AND this is a total twofer!! Same party TWO sweet 50 pound cakes. ANd thank you Chrystina for providing delightful commentary so I don't have to think this morning. Bless you.

"Saturday my boyfriend and I attended our nephew's 1 year birthday. My boyfriend's mom decided to make a plane cake because, for whatever reason, our nephew's parents decided on having lots of planes and crap in the baby room. Now, admitedly, the cake isn't that bad given that its maker has multiple schlerosis, but it is a monstrosity."

"It took 6 boxes of cake mix and I'm pretty sure the icing was straight sugar. The wings were chocolate, the rest was yellow cake.The leftover pieces were made into a creepy cake crucifix, which I'm fairly sure is blasphemous to eat, but the 1-year-old ate it anyhow cos babies only go to purgatory or something. Point being, the cross cake was all lopsided and the pieces were all vastly different shapes and sizes, though it is hard to tell by the photo. There were jokes about taking home the leftovers, of which there was quite a lot: "I'll take the fuselage" to "Oh, I guess this is the real mystery of Lost.""
Wicked Awesome.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

And the parent of the year award goes to:

The person or persons that decided it was in any way a good idea to give "Lil Derrick" a Grand Theft Auto cake for his fourth birthday.
Aside from the obvious inappropreateness of a four year old having a cake themed from one of the most violent games ever is the question of whether or not a four year old is even capable of playing the game. When I was four the most violence I ever encountered was on Knight Rider. I don't think the Atari console was even out yet. Yikes.

This post is dedicated in loving memory to my husband whom I will never see again due to today's release of GTA4.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy Birthday Carissa!!

is everyone turning 30 this year? Christ.
Earth-Day is her Birth-Day

Thursday, April 17, 2008

piece of shit cake

or pile fo shit cake, because thats what it looks like.
not that i'm above eating things that look like this.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

what has gone wrong here

i'd like to hear some thoughts.


the kiwi is throwing me off the most.

Friday, April 11, 2008


Battlestar Galactica is kind of a mini bain of my existence. My husband and a few friends are like HARDCORE fans of this show, and now that I think of it anyone I know who is a fan at all is a HARDCORE fan. I always came home late from derby practice when it was on so i never got into it though I sure do hear about it a lot. Like, a LOT. And he has a crush on Starbuck, but I can deal with that.
Here is a totally amazing flickr set found by reader Chrystina Riggs.

Click here for great commentary by the "artist".

ALSO... we were blogged about on a blog! Holy shit!
Check it out here .