it seems like the sheet cake eating contest previously only dreamed about it going to happen IN REAL LIFE.... at an undisclosed location mere weeks away. the shit-talking has already begun. me vs etta maims, a battle of titans to see who can eat the most sheet cake in a certain amount of time? or who can eat a whole sheet cake first? details are unimportant and will be hashed out later, hopefully with loads of photographic documentation.