Tuesday, April 29, 2008

And the parent of the year award goes to:

The person or persons that decided it was in any way a good idea to give "Lil Derrick" a Grand Theft Auto cake for his fourth birthday.
Aside from the obvious inappropreateness of a four year old having a cake themed from one of the most violent games ever is the question of whether or not a four year old is even capable of playing the game. When I was four the most violence I ever encountered was on Knight Rider. I don't think the Atari console was even out yet. Yikes.

This post is dedicated in loving memory to my husband whom I will never see again due to today's release of GTA4.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Happy Birthday Carissa!!

is everyone turning 30 this year? Christ.
Earth-Day is her Birth-Day

Thursday, April 17, 2008

piece of shit cake

or pile fo shit cake, because thats what it looks like.
not that i'm above eating things that look like this.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

what has gone wrong here

i'd like to hear some thoughts.


the kiwi is throwing me off the most.

Friday, April 11, 2008


Battlestar Galactica is kind of a mini bain of my existence. My husband and a few friends are like HARDCORE fans of this show, and now that I think of it anyone I know who is a fan at all is a HARDCORE fan. I always came home late from derby practice when it was on so i never got into it though I sure do hear about it a lot. Like, a LOT. And he has a crush on Starbuck, but I can deal with that.
Here is a totally amazing flickr set found by reader Chrystina Riggs.

Click here for great commentary by the "artist".

ALSO... we were blogged about on a blog! Holy shit!
Check it out here .

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Oh My Ghad

Not cheesecake. Cheese cake. Yes, its different.
Go on. Have a piece of cheese cake. Go on.
Are you sure? There's cocaine in it!
Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.


Etta Maims sent this cake my way via her friend Brooke.
As baker from the site Brita Blvd says, "....so I decided a Rubik's Cube would be perfect...This is 4 square layers and it's STILL not quite tall enough to be a real cube!" Thats a pretty heavy cake and you can tell because its kind of sinking in on itself.

(t)I'ts Wednesday!

cleavage in icing is an ideal way to get over the hump!
Thanks to Bully for the find!