I need a new pair of roller skates

and I have about seven months to break them in proper.

well honestly. this is just uncalled for.

why would someone even post something like this?
for shame.

well then.

I know I'm intrigued.

basically

this is the first image listed when i googled "shitty cake".


happy birthday, uglysheetcake!

tee hee

adorable internet meme cake

i am impressed

this is really really amazing. i am so fucking hungry for sushi right now its not funny. what is it about sushi that makes you crave it so much once you see/hear bout it? is it science? i would also settle for eggplant parmesan. I think I am ettinggay my eriodpay (in code for the ladies).

aaaand

i got a new car last week because my old one was going to explode. my adventures of learning how to drive a manual shift this past week have been mostly embarassing and tearful. i'm sort of getting the hang of it now.

happy memorial day almost

don't die in a horrible kayak accident like these poor folks.

assignment america.

I was thinking today about how cool it would be if someone made a series of sheet cakes that were decorated like old school board games. Games like Mousetrap and Life? I'd do this but I honestly can't have that much cake in the house.

Update:
I am an unoriginal bastard.


(Risk?)

Yeah that'll do.

Drinking it icy cold as intended could would be nice but what about heating it up and drinking it warm? Actually the more i think about the concept in general i realize it's actually kind of gross. No, pretty gross. But not horrendously gross.