Happy 10th of July!

We can't be on top of everything I guess.

Delicious mess...


chocolate and something covered strawberries?


and....

WHOA

mmmhmmm. looks like a blueberry bush took a dump in the corner of this cheesecakey-block.

You don't have to be a friggin architect

to make a straight line.

You know what the Fourth of July means?

Flag Cake of course! My mom would make it with a double layer vanilla sheet cake with strawberries in the icing in between the layers, with they typical blueberries for stars and strawberry slices for stripes. It just isn't a Fourth of July party without one of these. It would usually come out looking something like this:

But this is uglysheetcake.com, not prettysheetcake.com, so here is a terrible effort I found while browsing:

How about caring just a little? You might as well go ahead and take a crap on a flag and burn it.