the bestest holiday

okay so i totally bricked and blew off posting anything about valentines day. i thank and apologize to everyone who sent ugly valentines cakes. to make up for this i hope to find a lot of great st. patricks day stuff! we have about three more weeks.
i give you cookie o'puss to get the ball rolling.

oscar night!

not too much to say about that... but this looks more like a sarcophagus. Fun fact: The word "sarcophagus" comes from the Greek sarx meaning "flesh", and phagein meaning "to eat", hence sarkophagus means "flesh-eating"; from the phrase lithos sarkophagos the word came to refer to the limestone that was thought to decompose the flesh of corpses interred within it." nums.

allow me to digress

i would like to give a quick tribute to oatmeal, which i rediscover every now and again. i thank it for warming my belly and soul on state of emergency snow days such as this.

Happy Groundhog Day!

Thank you Bully Mia for finding this most random holiday cake.



How could you eat that hatching baby covered with egg!

wicked awesome

3D tetris wedding cake? obviously.



sorry posts have been sporadic and horrible... i will do better!

the other kind of bug.

Not quite as amazing.



Is that supposed to be Lindsay Lohan?

AMAZING COCKROACH FACTS

-Cockroaches have been present on the earth for more than 400 million years.
-Approximately 4000-7500 species of cockroaches exist.
-Some female cockroaches mate once and are pregnant for the rest of their lives.
-Cockroaches can run up to three miles in an hour.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

scary clown!

FAILURE

blah blah, good intentions, blah blah

speaks for itself

This cake was found on The Cupcake Project blog. The diarrhea font is a nice touch.