I have a test today...

in my anatomy & physiology class. It's covering the skull, vertebrae and ribs. In honor of this here's a positively ghoulish cake that might be a little too graphic even for me to consider it appetizing.

None for me, thanks.


Oh the delicious carnage...

One distrurbing cake family.

Oh hello there. Meet my creepy cake-dad with the pencil moustache named Owen.


What is it made of? Are those black candles?

And of course my matronly cake-mom with the cupcake tits and football stomach.




And our horrible rat-ish creature. Can't you just smell the wet dog in the air?


It looks like it melting off of the platter. Nightmares.

Thanks to Shattered for Owen and the rat. Thanks Spite for cupcake-tits, who happened to fall upon this cake whilst browsing the website for the International Childbirth Education Association. JK JK

How do you realllly feel?

Here are a couple of hilarious cakes submitted by Maimsey's pal Jo. In the midst of obligatory "Happy" Birthdays and such, how soon we forget that what the cake means and says is truly at the hands of the creator. Some fine examples:

I mean, you got a cake. We care, you get it.


And someties just being a wise ass is fun.

I mean, you could have unwrapped the candies though.

Thanks Jo!

WTF

What the hell is this? Is this a joke? It is by far the most heinous cake I have ever seen. Ugh.

Yikes.

I'm pretty sure this was living under my bed when I was five.

It's gonna be a hot one...

Stay cool with this medley of marzipan! I enjoy how the pool-goers are quite godlike in their ability to sit on water.

Thanks for the submission, Katie!

ummmmmmm AMAZING.

This is the sickest cake I've ever seen. I could only wish to strive for such excellence in sheet-cakery. If I don't have chinese for dinner tonight I will be very VERY dissapointed until I do.

Let's keep this going...

Here's a submission from Amelia. Might as well keep on with the dirtyness. I could easily have a smuttysheetcake.blogspot.



Thanks Amelia!

Tits your Birthday!

Just a quick and dirty post until I can figure out how to get a picture off my cell phone of a lovely cake relating to my evening last night.

Thanks Maims! Ya perv.

Anyone for pond scum?

So I thought this weekend would be full of sheetcake. Saturday afternoon I had a graduation barbecue and right after a wedding reception. So after not being able to get to the bbq with time to get ready for the wedding and be on time, I just had the wedding. Alas, it was at a hotel and they went with the hotel dessert which happened to be turtle cheesecake. I am dissapointed, but not for long. That was some tasty turtle!

Anywhooooo here is your ugly sheet cake for this Monday. It stirrs visions of Father's Day, which is right around the corner. Don't forget!