So it's been almost a year...

sorry! my dad made me this sheet cake for my birthday. well my husband's birthday is the day after mine so he made it for the both of us. the pink side is for me and the white side is for him. pretty awesome, huh.

sorry everybody!

I am so lazy! :D

Enjoy a heaveanly slice of FAIL.

this photo is how i found it:


this one needs no caption:

i guess it's more of a jelly roll-gone-bad but it came up in a 'pie' google search.

Continuing our pie series....

sry

I'm not biased.

And i'm not going to pretend that I don't enjoy pie just as much, and at times MORE than cake. I guess it just sepends on the mood, you know? This and the fact that Thanksgiving is drawing near gives me an idea..... UGLY PIES. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Crust fail.




Mint is disgusting unless its gum or toothpaste.

It's Election Day

YES WE CAKE

there ya go, thats a good try.

Leave it to Ruby to stuble across this awesome site dedicated to the Obama campaign. Spread the word through sweets!!

Check out more sticky democratic goodnes here: http://www.yeswecake.com/

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is ALWAYS a pleasure in my book and for once, not even a guilty one! I surpassed Ruby Khan and JK5K's gorgeous annual halloween party to fart around, eat buffalo fingers and sit in bed and be scared. Ummmm am I a loser? Perhaps, but I'm enjoying every moment. And I live over an hour away!!! {excuse alert}....Anyone else have a similar story (or even a different one) for their evening? Share! Comments, even stupid ones are always welcome and encouraged.

this is just no good for anybody.

ewah

remember this post from a while back? interestingly enough i found something even more horrible.

it's the same cake, except the bug got served and now it's all squished and icky. it looks like something you'd sweep up out of the corner, hidden amongst the irish lace. what's really cool is that from this perspective you can see that the roach had a hard chocolate armor, that they had to break through to get to the no doubt delicious cake inside.

cheater cheater, pumpkin, etc.

this made me lol when i saw it so i think its valid to be posted here! It's halloween day so i'm just going to be looking out for some rediculous shit on the internets this afternoon, in between reports.

neat!

there isn't much i can make fun of this cake about... it's pretty bad ass. the creepy crawlies are plastic, not fondant, so negative one point.

it IS the most wonderful time of the year.

Okay, so I'm sitting alone in my house and I'm watching Nightmare on Elm Street (part two?) and I'm realizing that even though my childhood was traumatised by these films, along with the Jason movies I've never actually seen one until tonight. (I know, I was such a loser back then) And man is this film friggin terrible. I used to be absolutely 100% convinced that Freddie was in my closet, and now that I'm watching this for the first time I can't believe I was ever afraid. I mean this movie has a room-cleaning montage in it. This also made me instantly think of the plethora of Freddie cakes that must have been made and how I can't possibly let Halloween go by without posting about all of the terrible cakes that are out there! So please, you know you have those old pictures somewhere. They don't have to be Freddy cakes! Just any terrible Halloween cake.
Like this one, submitted by reader Sarah-Louise, who found this cute/bad cake in Amy Sedaris' book "I Like You" and I dare you not to be all like "awwwwwwwws".


ANDPLEASEOMIGODOMIGODDIDINOTJUSTFINDTHIS.... FREDDIE MERCURY CAKE in my search for Freddie cakes... that is gold.

i am starving!!

fave

I'm going to Canobie Lake Park!

as i continue to pathetically latch on to my old roller derby team, tonight i'm joining their end-of-season trip to the busted but still wicked fun (and much closer than six flags), canobie lake park. jealous?






I plan on eating all of these things.

Happy 10th of July!

We can't be on top of everything I guess.

Delicious mess...


chocolate and something covered strawberries?


and....

WHOA

OH IT'S HAPPENING...

it seems like the sheet cake eating contest previously only dreamed about it going to happen IN REAL LIFE.... at an undisclosed location mere weeks away. the shit-talking has already begun. me vs etta maims, a battle of titans to see who can eat the most sheet cake in a certain amount of time? or who can eat a whole sheet cake first? details are unimportant and will be hashed out later, hopefully with loads of photographic documentation.

mmhmm.

I need a new pair of roller skates

and I have about seven months to break them in proper.

well honestly. this is just uncalled for.

why would someone even post something like this?
for shame.