basically

this is the first image listed when i googled "shitty cake".


happy birthday, uglysheetcake!

tee hee

adorable internet meme cake

i am impressed

this is really really amazing. i am so fucking hungry for sushi right now its not funny. what is it about sushi that makes you crave it so much once you see/hear bout it? is it science? i would also settle for eggplant parmesan. I think I am ettinggay my eriodpay (in code for the ladies).

aaaand

i got a new car last week because my old one was going to explode. my adventures of learning how to drive a manual shift this past week have been mostly embarassing and tearful. i'm sort of getting the hang of it now.

happy memorial day almost

don't die in a horrible kayak accident like these poor folks.

assignment america.

I was thinking today about how cool it would be if someone made a series of sheet cakes that were decorated like old school board games. Games like Mousetrap and Life? I'd do this but I honestly can't have that much cake in the house.

Update:
I am an unoriginal bastard.


(Risk?)

Yeah that'll do.

Drinking it icy cold as intended could would be nice but what about heating it up and drinking it warm? Actually the more i think about the concept in general i realize it's actually kind of gross. No, pretty gross. But not horrendously gross.

WHAT

this blows that other Rubik's Cube cake right out of the fucking water.



You too can create this masterpiece. Directions brought to you by Pimp That Snack .

shame.

remember kids, you have to wait till the cake cools before you frost.

Another dazzling entry!

By faithful reader Chrystina Riggs. Nothing like a baby/toddler birthday that brings out the cake-artistry in people. AND this is a total twofer!! Same party TWO sweet 50 pound cakes. ANd thank you Chrystina for providing delightful commentary so I don't have to think this morning. Bless you.

"Saturday my boyfriend and I attended our nephew's 1 year birthday. My boyfriend's mom decided to make a plane cake because, for whatever reason, our nephew's parents decided on having lots of planes and crap in the baby room. Now, admitedly, the cake isn't that bad given that its maker has multiple schlerosis, but it is a monstrosity."



"It took 6 boxes of cake mix and I'm pretty sure the icing was straight sugar. The wings were chocolate, the rest was yellow cake.The leftover pieces were made into a creepy cake crucifix, which I'm fairly sure is blasphemous to eat, but the 1-year-old ate it anyhow cos babies only go to purgatory or something. Point being, the cross cake was all lopsided and the pieces were all vastly different shapes and sizes, though it is hard to tell by the photo. There were jokes about taking home the leftovers, of which there was quite a lot: "I'll take the fuselage" to "Oh, I guess this is the real mystery of Lost.""

Wicked Awesome.