least appetising cakes ever?

For obvious reasons, OBVIOUSLY. Lovely flies and corn effects. Thanks to jon for googling "shitcakes".

But this was the case of someone trying to be cute only with too much food coloring and a horribly unflattering angle. And whatever that dark stuff is in the center. And are those gummi bears on top? It kind of looks like that or the scary colored fruit found in holiday fruitcakes. Y-U-K

i wanna do-over.

i <3 the fondant pirhana plants!

Happy National Nintendo Appreciation Day!

I made that up! But I still want to rock out on my NES emulator when i get home from work. Thanks Spite for being so bored at work yesterday!





And for good measure...



Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now. Just like that!

I don't give a shit

when his birthday is... this is fucking hilarious.



Look at the horrible decrepid aging skin effects! The 3D nose! Terrific.

The good eye goes to Betty Spite.

cringe-worthy

Thanks to Tootsie Pop who found this gem while hunting for her sister's baby shower cake. Just looking at this gives me cramps, and a craving for blue icing lips.

Addie with the hat-trick!

My posts have been getting less frequent lately due to lack of reader submissions... *COUGH COUGH* but today Katie brought on the fun with three interesting if not frightening cakes!

Okay I'm guessing this is like a planet and shit... I see where they're going with this. I don't see the point of the donut holes, but whatever.


This wins the most random cake theme of the day award... It's Stonehenge... and I think I see some sort of wizard in there?


And the person who makes these cakes should be fired and the people who order and eat these cakes should be arrested.

Don't even tell me its red velvet in there.

thats um... nice.

i guess its the thought that counts.

yeeeeah.

S'cuse me, I just need to check my ema.... UGH!

just kidding, this grooms cake couldn't look less real even if I made it.



Is that a heart monitor?

blaaaaarp

Happy anatomy test to me, happy anatomy test to me...

This is a Halloween cake but I think it applies perfectly.

for jon...

without this machine i would never get to nap on weekends!



and old school

getting contacts today! again!

off to make another visit to dr. seymour clearly today after work... last week he gave me some contact lenses that pretty much made me want to claw my eyes out and had everyone thinking i was a sobbing wreck (or hungover, or on dope) for the 3 days i desperately tried to adapt.
Luckily there seems to be a cake realting to just about everything in life so hopeully i will have no shortage of cakes to post.

The lack of contact lens-shaped cakes is baffling.

Maimsey's got some interesting friends.

As the title suggests, this was submitted by Etta Maims, who attended a party that was a "Rescue Me" theme. Sure, why not. I probably would have gone with Dennis Leary's face in icing, perhaps some jimmies to represent cigarette ashes but thats just me.


You wouldn't belive all of the sweet cakes that'll pop up from Googling "golf cake". Miniature golf cake, not so much. This is in honor of Friday night playing full contact mini-golf with the Pissahs, and having belly laughs that hurt for the first time in forever. Also here's to getitng knocked on my ass onto the lawn by Maims on the first hole. I tried to trip her "by accident" in to some water traps, but no luck.

OMG... A FAN!

And by fan I mean not one of my friends that checks out of obligation and boredom at work, though I do love you for it and I'm glad to provide 15 seeconds of distraction. This was sent in my an actual reader that I don't know! YESSSSSS. Finally, the big time. This wonderfully ugly cake was sent in by Trish of www.tinygrass.com fame.
This cake isn't even that ugly really, its just a colorful mess and I like it. Action shot...


And the aftermath.


In Trish's words:
"This is what happens when you give your unschooled kids free reign to dump as much of the various sprinkles in the house on top of the cake as they want. Also, the cake itself was a desperation cake - no chocolate in the house, very little supplies. The only thing I could come up with in a pinch was a lemon cake with a lemon juice/confect. sugar glaze. So at least in intention, this is an ugly sheet cake. Or maybe a beautiful ugly sheet cake. Depend on how you look at it."

Indeed.